FIFTY SHADES OF BLACK - reposted BlueRay download link

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REVIEWED

This is one movie which had been condemned by reviewers on the internet so bad. Some say its not funny at all some say this is end of spoofs films as it is so bad that no one wold take the risk of making spoofs film anymore. Well, well, well.. I beg to differ. Its not that I am trying to tell that a movie is good when its bad or vice versa. I will tell from my own experience of watching a movie. Non of us are the same thats for sure and it may as well be in watching movies. Some would say a movie is bad when he or she has no interest in it in the first place or having a bad day when watching it or simply trying to be different that everyone else. Well that aint me. I will give credit when credit is due and vice versa.

First, the download copy of the link above is not that good. The images is sharp but darker and the sound is obviously taken from a cinema. But its much better than the average cinema (or toilet video) copy.Sometimes the audio is out of sync but still it did not spoil the fun watching it.

What are the known names in the movie for me ? Marlon Wayans in the leading role of course, Jane Seymour as his mother (obviously adopted)and his adopted father looks familiar. Russel Peters also made a brief appearance. Not familiar with Hanna Steal but she did a good impression in mannerism of  Dakota Johnson's character, the Grey's version of this movie. However this girl is a bit heavier. 

This is a spoof film and everybody knows that from the film's title right up to some of the shots in the film and also the dialogue and script. I wonder if this film could be sue by the original version producer ? And in the movie you also have spoofs from "Magic Mike", "Zero Dark Thirty" and other movies.

Lots of vulgar, obscene jokes and body anatomies in this one including penis and balls. The strength of the jokes were the slapsticks but most of the times in the dialogue too. Its one of the better spoofs movie I have seen. Those I saw before this showed that they are cheap low budget movies but this one is not that. Yeh (spoiler) Christine took Hanna in a bus instead of a helicopter to his apartment the first time, thats how they maintain the budget down but you dont see dolls and effects that made it low class and low budget like other spoofs movie.

I really laugh at some of the jokes and giggle at others. But it was actually fun watching it. But to do that just forget about what others are telling and dont expect too much out of this but to me it delivered.

Hei, even the original version "50 shades of Grey" was also condemn by the reviewers, some respected reviewers named it the worst film of 2015 ! Are you kidding me ! Then how come its got $600mil (if i am not mistaken) in ticket sales. Let see some of the overrated 8.0 IMDB ratings do that !

JUSTICE LEAGUE VS TEEN TITANS

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GET A JOB

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THE CONFIRMATION

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ANOMALISA

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REVIEWED

This movie had numerous nomination and wins of awards. Its not your straight forward animation thats for sure. More like the puppets type but with fluider movement. Yet still it looks stiff. Dont forget a 7.5 IMDB ratings !

When starting to watch this film, I knew something is not right. Seem that all except one (lisa of course) of the female characters sounded in male voices and looked like male in female dresses and hairs. Thou the film is animated, it dont want to be one where theres nothing to the characters that a real actor cannot do and maybe do it better. But then audience will not have the "admiration" that real actors do a crappy and pointless film.

This film is about a consultant by the name of Michael Stone who traveled to Cicinati and put up a night in a hotel called The Fregilo. There he met one of his audience named Lisa.  He has his marital problems and doubts.

Kids, please do not watch this as it is X Rated ! It has view of old protruding man's  penis. And dont forget a harmless love making scene too.

Still I dont get why are their faces (definitely MS) are like wearing a mask ? Are they robots ?  

The good I got from watching was a very brief but useful lectures on Selling by Michael Stone.

This movie is pointless without any direction and definitely over rated. Real people could carry this film with ease and prove its unworthiness just the same. But people would then know its a crap. But you did it this way and people say that its a masterpiece !

See this if you want to know how bias can IMDB ratings be and how a below par film become a gem. Make it so pointless that audience felt that they missed the whole point of the film cause they aren't intellect enough to understand a film like this. Thats how I felt anyway.

A BIT OF BAD LUCK

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PRIDE PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES

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JANE GOT A GUN

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CAMINO

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THE FORBIDDEN ROOM

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KUNG FU PANDA 3

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Who cuter ? Me or Po ?

REVIEWED 

I can still felt the excitement when watching KFP1 not a long time ago. How a cartoon movie that seem not so appealing suddenly ended up watching with satisfaction and awe. Guess it was because of a fat unlikeable hero Po voiced splendidly by Jack Black which fit the character well. Not forgeting the other big actors playing voices like Hoffman and even Jolie. That movie storyline from the unacceptable Po to become the mighty one was great. The formula of making a good cartoon film was there, simple straight forward and aswesome cartoon fighthing scenes and sequences which was not seen on the level of kids movie.

Then they make KFP TV series and came out with 2 which I cant remember of seeing it or not. But definitely it was not memorable enough because I cant remember. 

So now KFP made a comeback with the 3rd installment with even bigger ensemble. They manage to mantain the voices of the already impressive voice casts including Hoffman and Jolie and added JK Simmons and Cranston too.

My compliments to the drawings which was fantastic as usual. As it is from Dreamworks it never fail to come out with fantastic artistry. 

Ok here are my problems..

The villian of the movie Kyle voiced by JK Simmons who is a Bisson is very menacing at the start of the movie. Big, Strong and ugly to be one memorable villian in a movie eventhough its only cartoon, like Clauber Lang in Rocky 3. But through the movie he was made to be funny and that spoils it. And when you have a villian with that look acted funny then it collapse the whole believability of what it can deliver.

Second, there are too many pandas from grandma to grandchildren pandas. I remember KFP1 and even 2 are cute because you have only 1 panda to relate to. Now you have lots of em it sucked the cutiebilities of Po bigtime. And they all look the same ! (You cant get round this as they are Pandas, for godness sake!). But to have that element into it spoil the fun for me.

Maybe this is the last of the KFPs ? Why not as now you know why Po became Po and his roots is answered. 

But it was fun watching it immediately after the horrible in the stomach Attack on Titans. But could have wished it was approached differently unless as I reckon, Po is retiring.

THE DANISH GIRL

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REVIEWED

What awesome acting this film has. Impressed with Eddie Redmayne (Hawkin) and Alicia Vikander (Ex Machinia). Q (James Bond) was also here but in a small role.

Now after seeing this, I stand corrected that AV gave a powerful acting performance than Bree Larson in Room. But on checking IMDB, AV is not in the leading actress category thou she felt like one (as vouched by IMDB) she is competing in the supporting role. Even ER competing as leading actor is argued by IMDB as he should be in the supporting role. Jokingly, he could have been in the supporting actress category !

OK I have said that about AV and so in my opinion is ER as best actor against overrated Leonardo DiCarpio in The Revenant. In the Oscar, Eddie will be competing against Damon, Cranston, Leonardo and Fassbender. I have seen all the films and my bet goes to ER ! Not bias as he already won as S Hawkins last year. Just like Tom Hanks with Philadelphia then Forrest Gump, 2 years in a row. The only argument that I can think of he would not be qualified as he played a woman ! But I think Dustin Hoffman won for Tootsie a number of years ago playing a woman.

Well thats for the oscar now lets talked about the film..

It is loosely based on a true story about one of the first transgender operation and this happened in the 1920s.

My complaint was why not the dog grew bigger as the story progresses. Maybe its a kindda of small dog which I dont think so.

My salute is for someone to have a wife like Greda who stood and support both Einar and Lili.

This is a film with powerful acting. See it also to understand identity crisis.True Oscar material this one.

THE SURVIVALIST

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SOCIOPATHIA

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NINA FOREVER

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KILLING THEM SOFTLY

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MY ALL AMERICAN

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REVIEWED 

This is a true story on sports personalities. There are plenty of these type of movies that I have seen. But this one is the saddest of em all. How someone so potential strucked with tragedy. The sad thing was Freddie Steinmark was such a good obidient discipline guy with the world right in front of him. He got plans with his girl friend and that how tragic it was.

This movie is straight forward with an interview with a very old coach (Aaron Eckhart). Then the story went back to the 60's on the life of Freddie. No fancy camera works straight forward. For those who love American Football they must enjoyed watching this. Not only for the drama and story unfold but for the football matches. Not overdone like some sports movie but with slow motion used sparingly at some parts of the game. Reading from Wikipedia the final game actually happened the way it was shown even call it the game of the century. 

Freddie was played by an uknown (at least by me). Anyway from imdb he is quite regular in TV series. My remarks for the make up was that the hairs were always nicely combed even when you are in the hospital.

This is both a moving touching drama with equally impressive football matches. Nearly 2 hours long one would be satisfied for the drama and the sports it showed. More impressive that these events actually happened and the people in it existed.

A good well done movie. You wont be inspired by the coach giving motivational and fiery lectures in between halves. But you will be motivated by Freddie for his courage, motivation and spirit.

THE NIGHT BEFORE

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REVIEW

This movie is with familiar faces and you hope it to be funnier than the normal comedy movie. Is it ? Not really.

The main roles are Levitt, Rogen and Mackie or Green Hornet, Wannabee Robin/NightHawk and Falcon. Other lesser role are James Franco, Michael Shannon, Tracy Morgan and Mile Cyrus. Not a spoiler, MS is a super hero in this one. Only happened a few seconds, dont miss it. BTW he was Gen Zod in Man of Steel.

OK enough about the reference to super heroes movies, lets get down to the nitty gritties.

I thought and hoped this movie to deliver "moments" after "moments" of slapticks or jokes, but it did not. It took sometime to establish the scenario how these 3 guys are childhood buddies and why they are doing what they do on Christmas Eve every year. BTW, the movie would be more meaningful if watched near XMas or New Year as its really a Christmas movie

So the movie might actually not trying to be funny when you kindda hope it would. It was actually to tell these guys friendship. Come to think of it, it is kindda odd, that they spent together rather than be with families except for Ethan of course on every year's christmas eve.

I felt the movie failed to maximize the comedic brilliance of both Levitt and Rogen. The script was not that funny enough, of course.Its difficult enough to do one with such a thin ice plot unless you start doing brainless comedy which this film dont want to. 

At the end of the movie, you tend to complain that it could have been better. As a friendship kindda of movie it deliver it message but is it with laughter.. I dont think so.

See this if you still wanna live the christmas spirit which it kindda did. See it and look around if you have these kind of true friends in your life like Ethan have those two.

THE LEGEND OF BARNEY THOMPSON

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REVIEWED

This is a British film with Robert Carlye and Ema Thompson. Ray Winstone is also quite a familiar place in the British film circles.

Dont expect much out of this film except that its a directorial debut by RC. He was quite an actor in his younger days when he played one of James Bond's main villain and also was in Monty Phyton. ET on the other hand is already an established Hollywood actress and in this film she simply was unrecognizable being Barney's mother. Definitely using prostrate to make her aged physique. But good actor when playing a part well is convincing to be somebody's aged mother.

Barney Thomson is a man seem to be running out of luck. So many "tragedies" befallen over him that you may wonder how the story would end. It has comedy and mystery but kind of slow paced. But do wait till its over because the end was something unexpected bringing the movie out of being below average.

Of course some of the things happening you might question like why bringing corpse into your flat located many floors up. And why trying to dispose of corpse so far into the country side.

RC might be too old for the part. Its more glaring when he was a mummy's boy still single and uncertain of his future. A younger actor could fit the part better thou he did make up to look younger. So when ET look older and kind of fit the part, it still not right as RC looked still looked older. 

If you are used to see US's cops movie you will be bored to witness how slow and woody the British police is operating. They even need permission to carry guns ?

See this movie when you need a change of fast pace over the top American cop movie.

PRESCRIPTION THUGS

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This is about 1 1/2 hr long documentary by Chris Bell who also had another important documentary on Steroids abused. This documentary delivered an important subject straight on like any other good films about something that need public awareness like Concussions, Spotlight, Truth etc. 

Its really touches the heart because it is whats happening with the Director/Writer (CB). His brother Mike Bell who was a wrestler died because of it. We all know that the WWE wrestling are all staged for fun. The fights are choreographed and not real. And what you dont know is that there are wrestlers who are in it to loose and they are called "Jobber". Mike Bell was in the ring 250 times and lost 250 times ! And that is commitment ! Then he died due to addiction to prescription drugs. "Legal" drugs he took to ease his pain due to his job.

There are many high points in this documentary. Its a serious one and its an important one. How in corporate America the Big Pharma get away with it just like the Tobacco industry, Oil Industry and many others. One reason to blame was when Pres Clinton allowed pharmacy advertisement in the medias. Thats where the spike of misused rosed. Thank god this country has not resorted to there yet. But who knows it will eventually.

But the message is this - if we are kept on being influenced by them and we support them thats how they keep on growing and growing. An addiction is when you cannot control what you take or do but they do it to you instead. We like to blame everyone but when we are the one who let them flourish and prosper thats where the blame should go to, to us.

There's one part that says that when we start to depend on 1 drug it will caused us to need another drug. And getting that 2nd drug will cause us to crave for the 3rd drug. So on and so forth. In this documentary it also relate that cases of Bi Polar escalated when we start to treat depression. And one child psychologist explained that sadness is one essential emotion that we should have. If we try to avoid that artificially then thats where the problems start. She said that even from childhood kids are taught to be "happy" and being sad is bad which attitude is the culprit of all other things.

As the film says, not all are bad about the pharmaceutical companies as they discovered cures and prevention for many diseases that killed humans. Its when we depend on them for all answers the trouble began.

As I said very important piece of work. Archive it and see it again and again to remind that we can live drug free.